Top 15 Most Jaw-Dropping Revelations From Tracy Morgan

14. On moving homes in the ghetto:"Anybody who's lived in the ghetto knows that you don't move during the daytime. Here's why: You don't want anyone to know you're leaving, and you don't want anyone knowing where you're going. You don't want anybody seeing your s*** and knowing where they can get their hands on it. If they see you moving out, you can be damn sure they'll be sitting there on the sidewalk with an adding machine, totaling up how much they can get when they rob your new place."

15. On what's next: "I've always liked exotic pets, and now I can afford to fill my luxury apartment with them. I've got a $30,000 jellyfish tank, tarantulas, bird-eating spiders, eels, snakes, dogs, piranha and sharks. I'm like Michael Jackson!"

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