"If I see you gaining weight and gaining weight and gaining weight, I would eventually -- if I cared at all about you -- I would say: 'You know something? If you continue this way, you may get into serious trouble.' " -- Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, R-Calif., on why he's speaking out on the GOP's woes.
"I have not had a handbag since I was on 'Saturday Night Live.' . . . But I can relate very much to that impulse." -- Giuliani, asked about Margaret Thatcher's penchant for hitting opponenets with her handbag.