Q&A: George Carlin
— -- This week, comedian George Carlin takes the PrimeTime Q&A.
Q: If you could be anyone in history, who would you be?A: John Kennedy's assassin, just to know the real story.
Q: What's your greatest fear?A: My greatest fear is to have a completely functioning brain and not be able to talk.
Q: What makes a person sexy?A: Physically: eyes. Overall: brains.
Q: What's your biggest regret?A: Wasting nine perfectly good years in school.
Q: What really makes you mad?A: People online who pay for inexpensive items with a credit card. You know, no one should be paying a bank interest on a box of Raisinettes.
Q: What's your secret passion?A: If I told you my secret passion, it wouldn't be secret. I don't know that I have a secret one. I kind of act them out if I can.
Q: What is the one thing that you would change about yourself?A: I would not have coronary artery disease.
Q: What's your favorite snack?A: A real New York hot dog. Not a Nathan's. The kind where the skin snaps a little bit when you chew into the frank.
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