Q&A: George Carlin

This week, comedian George Carlin takes the PrimeTime Q&A.

Q: If you could be anyone in history, who would you be? A: John Kennedy's assassin, just to know the real story.

Q: What's your greatest fear? A: My greatest fear is to have a completely functioning brain and not be able to talk.

Q: What makes a person sexy? A: Physically: eyes. Overall: brains.

Q: What's your biggest regret? A: Wasting nine perfectly good years in school.

Q: What really makes you mad? A: People online who pay for inexpensive items with a credit card. You know, no one should be paying a bank interest on a box of Raisinettes.

Q: What's your secret passion? A: If I told you my secret passion, it wouldn't be secret. I don't know that I have a secret one. I kind of act them out if I can.

Q: What is the one thing that you would change about yourself? A: I would not have coronary artery disease.

Q: What's your favorite snack? A: A real New York hot dog. Not a Nathan's. The kind where the skin snaps a little bit when you chew into the frank.

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