Buzz: Tuesday's top 5 What are fantasy users discussing today?
| Sorry, but today's rant was delayed a few minutes. You see, I sneezed a great sneeze, and my fingers couldn't type, and then ... OK, people. I did say I wasn't a doctor, right? Poor Sammy. Man, the e-mails I got about the Monday Sosa rant. Everyone and their plumber has apparently broken a rib by sneezing. Who knew? Some great lines. John Morton in Astoria, NY, writes about the incident: "Big sneeze could be an allergic reaction to cork." Tremendous. Steve in Springfield, Ill., asks "Is it me, or just a coincidence, MLB has the tests from BALCO, then all of a sudden there is an attack of back spasms with Sosa, Giambi, Bonds." Yes, pretty odd. And my favorite, from Vishal in Altamonte Springs, Fla.: "Last year, I once sneezed after I got of the shower one morning and ended up crawling out of the bathroom. My back and the muscles around my ribs were pulled and it hurt with every breath. While standing, I would get a shooting pain up my back that would cause me to keel over every couple of minutes. I always figured it was because my muscles were tight in the morning, while my girlfriend said it was because I was out of shape. I can't wait to tell her about Sammy. For all of the fantasy owners tell them the severe pain went away in a day or so, and back to normal in about 4 days. To this day, I do a little bit of stretching in the shower every morning." Good for you, Vishal! Be careful out there! People, I can't make this up. Get well soon, Sammy! |
Yesterday's Buzz | Out of the Box
|"It was not a fight. It happened at his home. It sounds like he cut himself with some glass. How he did that, I don't know."|