Q: What do you do with your free time? A: We compete with the most aggressive acrobatics until somebody barfs or hits their head.
Q: Do you have to keep your sense of humor? A; Not a problem – counting the number of times we are asked about the lost tool bag is entertainment enough. Besides we have both spiders and caterpillars.
Q: What is your Thanksgiving Day Wish? A: That I had real gravy. The kind you can only make in gravity.
Q: How does the Urine Processor work? A: It doesn't.
Q: Does the "wake-up" song actually wake you up? A: Yes – with these speakers it sounds like the national anthem being played on an electric shaver.
Q: Do you have a message for folks here? A: We don't even get hazardous duty pay up here. Can you believe that?
Q: What is it like being in space? A: No fresh air, no beer, no TV, no sex and no shoes. Try that for two weeks sometime.
Q: What do you do in your free time? A; Take hundreds of pictures of the north African desert which is the only place on the planet without clouds in late November.
Q: What will you do on Thanksgiving? A: Same as every other day: Lose stuff, look for stuff, and take pictures of stuff. Oh, and use a lot of duct tape.
Now that's a side of NASA we should see more often.