Funnies: Clinton's March Madness

Here's a roundup of the late-night comics.

The Tonight Show

Jay Leno: Another big problem for Barack Obama this Easter Sunday... where's he gonna go to church?

Late Show

David Letterman: George Bush earlier today reassured the country about the economy. He said, "I'm on top of it." George W. Bush, our president said, "I'm on top of it." I said to myself, "well, that's good enough for me."

The Tonight Show

Leno: And Barack Obama, apparently trying to distance himself from his church. And today, Mitt Romney said, "Hey good luck with that! Let me know how that works out for you!"

Late Show

Letterman: Are you folks excited about March Madness? You know, here is how it works. We go from 65, to 32, to 16 and then to 8 and ... well, no, no. Those are Hillary Clinton's superdelgates.

Late Night

Conan O'Brien: It was reported that Barack Obama's Secret Service name is "Renegade," while Hillary Clinton's is "Evergreen." That's true, yeah. Meanwhile, John McCain's Secret Service name is "Enlarged Prostate."

Real Time

Bill Maher: On YouTube, the Obama speech is now getting watched more than the clips of the pastor in the dashiki. The bad news is that it's still far behind the footage of Spitzer's hooker on "Girls Gone Wild."

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