Suzanne Somers Touts Her Sex Life; Kanye Rants on Kimmel

Oct. 10, 201— -- quicklist: 1title: Suzanne Somers Dispels Miley Cyrus' Theory That Sex Ends at 40text: Morning, noon and night, Suzanne Somers is having sex, and she's not afraid to let the world know.

Responding to Miley Cyrus' comments on NBC's "Today" show that people after 40 don't have sex, the "Three's Company" star, 66, said she gets busy with her husband Alan Hamel, 77, at least twice a day.

She didn't stop there. The TMI train kept chugging along.

"He's on hormones and I'm on hormones," Somers said during an appearance on "The Talk."

"What is it about men at four in the morning? And then I'm really awake around eight or so. We have busy mornings," the former Thighmaster infomercial star said.

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quicklist: 2title: Kanye Rants on Kimmel text: Ever wish you could hear a Kanye West Twitter rant in real time, maybe with video?

Now you're in luck.

In a nearly unbroken stream-of-consciousness rant on the "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" Wednesday night, the self-described genius rapper held forth on racism, classicism, music theory, education and fashion, and name-dropped every fashion designer under the sun, along with Richard Pryor, Jesus, Michael Jackson, Paula Dean, Oprah, and others.

The appearance was arranged to settle a beef that broke out between the talk-show host and rapper a few weeks ago, but both men quickly moved on from discussing West's Twitter takedown of Kimmel to West's real-life takedown of just about everything else in the world.

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quicklist: 3title: Alice Munro Wins Nobel Prize in Lit, Doesn't Answer Phone text: Hey Alice Munro, call us, maybe?

The Nobel Prize committee tried to call the Canadian author to congratulate her on winning the Nobel Prize in literature this year. But perhaps Munro is on the Do Not Call list for prestigious literary prizes and telemarketing scams because she didn't answer the phone.

"The Swedish Academy has not been able to get a hold of Alice Munro, left a phone message," they announced.

They also called Munro a "master of the short story."media: 20527390

quicklist: 4title: Marilyn Manson Goes Without Makeuptext: Which is scarier, Marilyn Manson in his typical full goth getup, or Marilyn Manson bare-faced?

The metal rocker went au natural for a cameo in the HBO show "Eastbound & Down," according to the New York Daily News, which said that Manson is a huge fan of the show and has even emailed the show's stars. The photo of Manson sans lipstick was obtained by TMZ Wednesday.media: 20527715

quicklist: 5title: Dog Needs Hand Held on Car Ridestext: Next up in adorable pet videos: Tommy, the hand-holding car-riding pup.

Tom doesn't love riding in cars, definitely doesn't love sticking his dog face out the window and letting his dog tongue blow in the wind. Instead, little old Tom likes to hold hands with owner Adam in the front seat to help calm his jittery dog nerves. He has also been known to poke Adam and tell him he's driving too fast and already missed the turn.media: 20528025

quicklist: 6title: American Horror Story Gets Real Creepy Againtext: It's back - and it might be creepier than ever.

The "American Horror Story" season premiere blew up Twitter Wednesday night as Kathy Bates stole the screen as a terrifying New Orleans madame who dreams up sadistic ways to treat her slaves. The cult hit, in which Bates dabbed blood on her face as if it were concealer, airs on FX on Wednesdays, if you're into that sort of thing.media: 20527460