Mitt Romney isn't on track to bring home the gold in Diplomacy from London.
He hasn't been in London for two full days and already he's been verbally upbraided by London's mayor and been the subject of a snide comment by the British prime minister. He referred publicly to the head of the British spy agency MI6, which apparently in England is just not done. And he's had an unnamed staffer criticized for comments about a shared "Anglo Saxon heritage."
On Thursday evening on BBC2's "Newsnight," Hugh Robertson, a Conservative member of Parliament and minister for sport and the Olympics, was asked whether Romney might participate in carrying the torch ahead of Friday night's ceremony.
He immediately broke out in laughter. "Certainly not after today," said Robertson.
Stateside, Sen. Harry Reid is not pleased with the presumptive GOP nominee's performance so far in London. "It's not good for us as a country -- it's not good for him -- but as a country to have somebody that's nominated by one of the principal parties to go over and insult everybody," the Nevada Democrat told the Huffington Post.
At London's Hyde Park, the city's always-colorful mayor Boris Johnson sent Romney a personal message in a rip-roaring speech to 60,000 on Thursday evening over the most serious foible, Romney's comment Wednesday that some of London's Olympic preparations were "disconcerting." (Romney's clarified the remark, but Johnson used it to rev up the screaming crowd.)
"There are some people who are coming from around the world who don't yet know about all the preparations we've done to get London ready in the last seven years," Johnson said. "I hear there's a guy, there's a guy called Mitt Romney who wants to know whether we're ready. He wants to know whether we're ready? Are we ready?"
The crowd screamed, "Yes!"
"Are we ready?" Johnson asked again. "Yes, we are. The venues are ready, the stadium is ready. The aquatic center is ready, the security is ready, the police are ready, the transport system is ready, and our team GB athletes are ready, aren't they? Team GB is ready."
The video of the Hyde Park rabble-rousing speech was being replayed in its entirely at least once an hour on the BBC in London on Thursday evening.
In an interview with NBC's Brian Williams on Wednesday, Romney expressed some reservations when asked whether London was "ready" for the Games, calling some aspects "disconcerting" in an interview .
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"It's hard to know just how well it will turn out," Romney told NBC. "There are a few things that were disconcerting. The stories about the private security firm not having enough people, the supposed strike of the immigration and customs officials… that obviously is not something which is encouraging."
That didn't sit well. The quote screamed across the headlines of British papers Thursday morning.
It also doesn't seem to have sat well with Prime Minister David Cameron, who then swiped at both Romney and the home of the 2002 Olympics, Salt Lake City. Romney headed up the 2002 games, coming in when they were scandal-ridden and financially strapped and producing a successful Olympics, something the candidate and his campaign are eager to point out.
"We are holding an Olympic Games in one of the busiest, most active, bustling cities anywhere in the world. Of course it's easier if you hold an Olympic Games in the middle of nowhere," Cameron said.
Cameron revised his take on Romney's comments at an evening press conference after the two met on Thursday morning at No. 10 Downing: "He ran a successful Olympic Games in his own country and I think he's very much looking forward to seeing some of the events here," he said at a press conference outside the prime minister's office. "So, I felt a vote of confidence from what he said."
For his part, Romney tried to clear up his previous statements at an earlier press conference.
"My experience as an Olympic organizer is that there are always a few very small things that end up going not quite right in the first day," Romney said. "Those get ironed out and then when the games themselves begin, and the athletes take over, all the mistakes the organizing committee – and I made a few – all of those are overwhelmed by the many things that the athletes carry out."
This video was also getting a good amount of play on the BBC, but the titles on the screen read, "Mitt Romney doubts whether London is prepared."
And that's not all.
Upon leaving his meeting at 10 Downing Street on Thursday, Romney announced who he met with, including Sir John Sawyers, the head of MI6, the Secret Intelligence Service. That was another oops according to the British press.
@nicholaswatt And another Mitt Romney blunder: confirmed outside No 10 he met head of MI6. Aspiring US presidents not meant to say that
But British security expert Mark D. Yates sees it more as a "cultural" difference than a gaffe and said, "From a security perspective, it's not a problem."
"It's not a case of, you don't talk about it," Yates told ABC News. "We are a little more reserved, a little more conservative when we talk about MI5, MI6 and security, even when we talk about special forces, but it's not a gaffe as such."