Celebrity Babies Are Everywhere, Even on Rihanna's Lap

April 23, 2013— -- Thank goodness Instagram came around when it did. Facebook, Twitter, and Perez just weren't cutting it for me. I needed to actually see how much pancake-face makeup Kim Kardashian was wearing every day, and how many times Rihanna was smoking weed with Chris Brown in a convertible, and not one -- but 14 -- pictures of Ciroc per day courtesy of Diddy. Instagram gave me access to all those things, and for that I am a better person.

Every week I'm rounding up what's trending in the more-awesome-than-yours celebrity world we're not a part of (via Instagram), and letting you wallow in shame here!

Maybe you should've stuck to those acting classes. Or maybe you should've been born looking like this. But it's too late now, so just enjoy other people enjoying life.

This week on Instagram: Babies! ("Dem babies" to quote Mariah.)

I love when Shakira and Gisele write their captions in Spanish/Portuguese and then in English. They're just so international.