Dirty Little Secrets of Those Who Work From Home

PHOTO: Armed with her laptop and a pair of sunglasses, Karen Hoxmeier, founder of the website MyBargainBuddy.com, likes to work poolside in her backyard
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Last fall my significant other and I moved in together. Although he was no stranger to my feral freelancer habits -- living in my robe, working late into the night, not leaving the house for days on end -- I cringed at the thought of him seeing me daily in all my unkempt, agoraphobic glory.

So I did what any disheveled freelancer would do: I got an office job -- one that required me to show up at approximately the same time each day, looking fresh and professional.

Three months into the gig, I began to miss my bathrobe. Six months into it, I gave notice.

Now that I'm back to full-time freelancing, I'm trying to prove to myself and my new husband that working from home doesn't necessarily mean living a life devoid of structure. But it's not easy.

On any given day, my best-laid plans for a morning walk with the dog might be foiled by an urgent question from an editor about a story I've filed or an elusive source calling to say she's available now, and only now, for that needed quote. Although I no longer skip the daily shower, I do sometimes skip out on date night with my sweetie when work gets too overwhelming. And while I've stopped working in my robe every day, I've taken to working in his.

Not all freelancers, telecommuters and kitchen-table entrepreneurs are untamed insomniacs given to various states of undress. Many boast of adhering to professional attire and rigid work schedules. I'm convinced, however, that they're in the minority.

To prove my point (or perhaps just make myself feel better), I informally polled dozens of self-employed professionals about their dirty little secrets of working from home. Here's what they had to say.

Hygiene Is an Issue The most common confession of home-based workers is that, like me, their grooming leaves a bit to be desired, at least during business hours.

"It's easy to let yourself go if clients don't come to the house," said Colleen Wietmarschen, a self-employed transcriptionist in Cincinnati who's worked from home for 16 years. "In the winter, I can actually go two or three days without showering if I don't exercise. Gross, I know. But hey, if you aren't sweaty and don't get dirty, then it's better for your skin, right?"

For Matthew Jones, a professional comedic magician from Mansfield, Ohio, even having roommates doesn't offer much incentive to primp and preen.

"When I'm at home I typically don't bother shaving unless I feel really motivated," Jones said. "Most of the day I answer calls and emails in nothing but my boxer shorts and a pair of fuzzy slippers that are starting to smell a little ripe. I would go commando if I could, but there are others living in the household who wouldn't appreciate that."

Work-Life Balance Is a Challenge

Contrary to popular belief, it's not a lack of discipline that makes the work-life balance a challenge. It's our tendency toward workaholism.

Kenneth Vogt, CEO of Crooner Labs, a company that creates web applications and blogs, is the typical entrepreneur: hopelessly in love with his work, and far too busy for his own good.

"I can't tell you how many times I have stumbled out of bed at 7 a.m. and in between the bedroom and the coffee maker glanced over at the computer and thought, 'Let me just check my email quick before breakfast,'" Vogt confessed. "Next, I find it's three hours later and I'm sitting at the computer in my bathrobe. Now it's too late to stop working, I've had no shower and, oh yeah, still no coffee."

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