The Szish Dish: Katrina Szish at the Golden Globes

LOS ANGELES, Jan. 17, 2006 — -- Welcome to the unofficial Golden Globe After-Awards, where we showcase the gorgeous, the ghastly and the don't-come-back-till-you-fire-your-stylist ensembles -- not to mention the most memorable moments of the evening, even if they're the ones the stars want you to forget.

Hot, young Hollywood was on fire when it came to setting trends at this old Hollywood affair. Some observations:

But the biggest trend on the carpet was to throw caution to the wind and make it your own. Take note of Keira's belt detail, Gwyneth's ironically virginal Bo Peep look, Evangeline Lilly as the green-eyed goddess, and Rachel Weisz's Bride of Frankenstein hair.

And the nominees are …

The Winner: Portman. She embodies the new wave of classic Hollywood.

All of these women went with the "If the dress doesn't fit, wear it" rule.

Mariah Carey -- Even Chanel can't cure this calamity.

The Winner: Mariah Carey

The nominees:

Winner: A second victory, albeit dubious, for Mariah Carey.

Matching your dress to your earrings to your eyeliner is definitely a don't, but green-eyed goddess Evangeline Lilly's '80s prom homage to emerald was more fab than flop.

The nominees:

The winners: Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe. It's not just how they looked but how they interacted. Finally, a Hollywood couple in love.

THE ANNA NICOLE SMITH AWARD: Pam Anderson's presentation.

THE "I CAN READ, REALLY" AWARD: Jamie Foxx announces nominee "Laura Linley." John Travolta announces nominee "Pierce Bronson."

BEST ACCEPTANCE SPEECH: It's a tie! -- Hugh Laurie and Geena Davis.