Stupid.com's Best and Stupidest

June 27, 2008 — -- The good folks at stupid.com hit another home run in the "Good Morning America Now" roundup of the stupidest gadgets that you'd never think of owning but which you might covet.

Ever dream of getting a full-arm tattoo? Well, now you don't have to with the tattoo sleeve. Even your parents will be fooled and you'll have the coolest tats on the block. There's even the must-have manual "How to Traumatize Your Children," which is full of bumper sticker no-nos and wayward advice to have your children competing in no time.

If you're a fan of well-thought gifts, this is the wrong place. Stupid.com's products are of the kind you never thought existed, much less thought about giving anyone. Here, the "Good Morning America" hosts' favorite nonsensical gifts.

Singing Shower Microphone: This high-quality sponge is shaped like a singer's microphone. Bust out your best Madonna between scrubs.

Finger Nose Hair Trimmer: You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose — and you can most definitely pick your nose with this nose-hair trimmer in the shape of a human finger.

Tattoo Sleeves: Scare mom and surprise your colleagues with these removable tattoo works of art.

Electronic Yodelling Pickle: This one's pretty self-explanatory. Don't act like you don't want one.

Bacon Wallet: Well, before you can bring it home, you've got to put the bacon somewhere. Why not in the Bacon Wallet. It can even hold the phone number for your cardiologist.

"How to Traumatize Your Children": This book takes the guesswork out of raising a dysfunctional child. It will teach you everything you need to know about messing up your kids.

Desktop Butt Station: It's a desktop organizer that looks like a fellow sitting on the john. The figure holds adhesive tape in his hands as if it were a roll of toilet paper. As a special touch, the toilet itself can hold paper clips.

Flying Alarm Clock: If you ever have trouble getting out of bed, your troubles are over — or just beginning. When the alarm goes off, the propeller on top of the clock actually takes off into the air. But hold on. … You can't just go back to sleep. The alarm won't turn off until you put the propeller back in its place.