Man Writes Down Hilarious Things Girlfriend Says While Talking in Her Sleep

— -- Reddit user Soggybrick said he finds it quite funny when he hears his girlfriend Samantha talking in her sleep. So funny, in fact, that he's decided to share some of her most notable lines on the Web.

"She just talks sometimes while I'm on the computer late at night," he told ABC News. "So I take notes of them whenever they're absurd or hilarious."

Soggybrick, who's actually a man named James living in New Zealand, wrote down and published some of his favorite lines on Reddit, which include the following:

I want the little clay things that are spread all around.

I can't do anything right now, I'm in the middle of cups.

We can't make the other one, we don't have the bigger machine.

Some random person is testing me.

I need more feet.

You're not worthy of my trust.

I feel like I have keyboards stuck to me.

How much left until the map is finished?

I can't remember why you were going to swap the apples.

Give me the flavorful items.

I can't fall asleep I'll get in trouble. Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed.

The Parmesan doesn't go like that.

The post racked up almost 5,000 hits since Wednesday.