He also walked in his only plate appearance. More important, he didn't get hurt, so Rangers fans have to consider that a very successful night for their team.

He pitched a scoreless inning and struck out one but also allowed a hit to Jeter. If he grooved Jeter a pitch, he didn't say so.

He pitched a scoreless inning, but also walked a batter. Meanwhile, have you come up with the Hawaiian All-Stars?

He retired the only two batters he faced. No, Stephen Strasburg would not have topped that.

Aybar played in the field in the eighth and ninth but did not get an at-bat. Somehow, I think even if he had batted, it still would have been overshadowed by the performances of his teammates and the guy who started at short ahead of him.

Before giving you Chapman's analysis, here is the answer to the Hawaii trivia question. The other Hawaiian-born All-Stars besides Suzuki were Shane Victorino, Ron Darling, Sid Fernandez and Charlie Hough. Oh, and Chapman retired the only two batters he faced.

He singled but also made the game's only error. I'm still trying to calculate his WAR.

The Oakland reliever struck out two in two-thirds of an inning. Not bad for someone who was playing third base and the outfield in the minors not that long ago.

The Oakland starter also pitched two-thirds of a scoreless inning, which isn't bad for a guy whose career also was almost over not that long ago. Hmmm. Do you think Billy Beane is a good general manager or what?

He threw only one pitch to win the coveted MEP award. Most Efficient Pitcher.

One batter, four pitches, one strikeout means second place in the MEP voting.

He walked one batter and recorded only one out, but he did his trademark arrow gesture twice! Once during pregame introductions and again after striking out a batter in the eighth. Imagine if he had pitched an entire inning.

He was hitless in his only at-bat. Kansas City fans probably would be satisfied with that result in October because at least it would mean the Royals played one postseason game for the first time in 29 years.

He swung at the only pitch thrown to him and hit a fly out. Good thing he didn't take part in the Home Run Derby or he would have been absolutely exhausted here.

Repeat after me. He also was hitless in his only at-bat.

I will interrupt another hitless in one at-bat line to give you the answer to the trivia question about the first Brewer with two hits in an All-Star Game. Ryan Braun in 2012.

And now, back to the "hitless in his only at-bat'' lines.

He was 0-for-2 but didn't strike out. Still, Mariners fans have to be pleased that they had four All-Stars in this game, which is about three more than they have had too often recently.

What, two at-bats and not a single home run? Maybe they should have told him it was the All-Star Derby.

And now, we start another monotonous string of results -- he went 0-for-1 with a strikeout.

Ibid.

Ditto.

Stop me if you've heard this one already -- he went 0-for-1 with a strikeout

Déjà vu all over again.

He also went 0-for-1 with a strikeout. So it was a good night for Cubs fans, who in addition to the Rizzo and Castro strikeouts, also got to see Jeff Samardzija not wear their uniform.

I'm going to mix things up just a bit here. Blackmon went 0-for-2 with a strikeout.

As did Harrison.

And Jones.

And Joey Bats.

And Gomez. Perhaps the National League should have used Madison Bumgarner as a hitter.

Donaldson also was 0-for-2 with a strikeout, but the Bringer of Rain did not bring any rain, as he did Monday, so call it a wash.

He struck out twice in two at-bats. But cut him some slack -- he wasn't being paid to play in this game.

Stanton went hitless with a strikeout in three at-bats. But at least he didn't lose a competition 1-0 to Todd Frazier again.

He went hitless in three at-bats but at least he didn't make any errors at first base.

He gave up a run and blew the American League's lead in the fourth inning. Perhaps he was just confused as to why they played "New York, New York'' when he came into the game.

He gave up two runs and three hits in one inning. But hey, he got a hold!

A Minnesota native once released by Twins, Neshek said no one was more excited about the All-Star Game than him. Unfortunately, he gave up two runs and three hits, retired only one batter and took the loss. Maybe he won't remember the game quite as fondly as the pregame festivities.

The National League starter gave up more runs in one inning (three) than he had in any start in June and July. Of course, he probably didn't purposely groove pitches those two months as he said he did to Jeter. Are people making too much out of that given Wainwright is one the game's best pitchers and a good guy? Probably. But hey, anything that gets LeBron off the radar for a half hour is welcome.

He followed up his dismal Home Run Derby performance by striking out three times in three plate appearances. But at least he didn't make any baserunning mistakes while walking back to the dugout.

He was hitless with a strikeout in two at-bats, but I don't care what he did in the game. Anyone who is suspended for PEDs one season should not be allowed to play in the All-Star Game the next summer. And the fans definitely should not be so hypocritical that they rip players for juicing then vote a cheat into the starting lineup.