Evil transforming robots are threatening mankind, so heroic transforming robots have to stop them. There will probably be some sort of mystic talisman and the army will get involved. Look, if you're going to rip something off you may as well go all the way. The main difference between this and the Transformers movie will be the inclusion of RockLords, which are robots that transform into rocks. It will not help.
Catch Phrase of the Summer: "OK, so we're not Transformers. Just ... just shut up."
Fan Complaint: Too much like the original series.
Born helpless, nude and unable to provide for himself, Lore Sjöberg eventually overcame these handicaps to listen to Billy Idol and Duran Duran while writing this.