She's MIT cubed, with three degrees from academia's geek central.
The license plate on her electric car reads V EQ IR. (That's Ohm's law: Volts equals current times resistance.)
And she teaches her students at Mills College to count in binary on their fingers.
At the age of 11, she ran electricity through her braces to get the attention of a fellow geek in her fifth-grade classroom. And she grew up and married — what else? — a rocket scientist.
Not Your Average Nerd
Her name is Ellen Spertus, and she's not just your average computer nerd.
Last month, Spertus became the Sexiest Geek Alive.
"I entered [the pageant] because I wanted to be sure there were women included in the contest," she says. "I didn't want female geeks to be invisible."
Spertus and seven other contestants — two of them women — beat out nearly 10,000 other nerds to appear in the competition's final round, held in San Jose, Calif. Produced by Imark Communications and online magazine Geek & Guru, the contest, in its second year, is a parody of People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive" feature and is designed to prove that geeks can be chic.
Corset and Circuit Board
She appeared onstage in a black corset with a circuit board design and a slide rule strapped to her thigh — à la Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality.
"It was my dad's slide rule when he went to MIT," she explained. "He gave it to me for graduation."
She showcased her talent in a video montage of her life, highlighted by an endorsement from Richard Stallman, high priest of the free software movement.
"I would describe Ellen Spertus as extremely lovely," he says.
"A few days before the pageant, I started asking myself, 'Am I just making a spectacle of myself?'" she said, laughing. "'Do I even want to win this thing?'"
She decided she did — not for the cruise, or even the accolades, but for the chance to talk about life as a female geek.
"The number of women earning bachelor's degrees in computer science has declined every year since 1985," she says. "And that's not true in the other sciences. Things aren't getting better; they're getting worse."
Women Not Taken Seriously
That's because boys get involved with computers at an earlier age than girls, Spertus suggests, so they have a head start by the time they reach high school.
And because male culture predominates computer science programs.
"At MIT, as at most computer science programs, almost everyone in my program was male," she says. "I tried to hide my femininity as much as possible. Women who didn't were either harassed or not taken seriously."
It's one of the reasons she took a job at Mills, an all-women's school in Oakland, Calif.
"Here, I'm not considered deviant because I'm female," she says.
Had she been at a co-educational institution, where most or all of her colleagues were male, Spertus says she would never have considered entering the Sexiest Geek Alive competition.
"It wouldn't have been acceptable, or it would have opened me up to all kinds of other issues," she said
Mills works hard to draw students into computer science, including offering "bridge" and interdisciplinary programs that allow students with other kinds of backgrounds to combine their expertise with new skills in computing.
That kind of innovation helps draw women into the discipline, Spertus says.
So does standing onstage in a circuit-board corset and a Sexiest Geek Alive crown.
"I don't equate geek with antisocial loser," she says. "Geeks are intelligent, enthusiastic people full of curiosity and passion.
"I am married to one. And so is my husband."
A teacher and a journalist, Dianne Lynch is the author of Virtual Ethics. Wired Women appears on alternate Wednesdays. Her column planned for Aug. 8 will instead appear on Aug. 15.