A roundup of the late-night comics.
Jay Leno: Today, Nancy Pelosi became the first female speaker of the House. They say-- Yeah, they say this is the furthest anyone wearing a dress has gotten in Washington since J. Edgar Hoover.
Conan O'Brien: President Bush announced that his nominee for the U.S. ambassador to the United Nations is a State Department official named Zalmay Khalilzad. Yeah, or as President Bush calls him, "Hey, buddy."
Conan O'Brien: President Bush is claiming that a new postal law gives him the authority to read anyone's letters without a warrant. Yeah, if you're upset about the law, you can let Bush know by writing to your sister.