George Will and William F. Buckley -- Oct. 9, 2005

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For a moment this week, conservatives put aside their anger over Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers to join President Bush in celebrating the life of William F. Buckley Jr., and the 50th anniversary of his magazine, The National Review. Columnist and ABC News commentator George Will sat down with Buckley at his home in New York.

George Will: Let me invite you to take credit for winning the Cold War. The argument goes like this: Without Bill Buckley, no National Review. Without National Review, no Goldwater nomination. Without the Goldwater nomination, no conservative takeover of the Republican Party. Without that, no Reagan. Without Reagan, no victory in the Cold War. Therefore, Bill Buckley won the Cold War.

William F. Buckley Jr.: That's a very nice abbreviation, and I hope you will remind historians of it.

Will: Today, we have a very different kind of foreign policy. It's called Wilsonian. And the premise of the Bush doctrine is that America must spread democracy, because our national security depends upon it. And America can spread democracy. It knows how. It can engage in national building. This is conservative or not?

Buckley: It's not at all conservative. It's anything but conservative. It's not conservative at all, inasmuch as conservatism doesn't invite unnecessary challenges. It insists on coming to terms with the world as it is, and the notion that merely by affirming these high ideals we can affect highly entrenched systems.

Will: But something odd is happening in conservatism. And we have a president and an administration that clearly is conservative, accepted as that. Yet it is nation-building in the Middle East. And conservatism seems to be saying government can't run Amtrak, but it can run the Middle East.

Buckley: Yes. That's of course an effrontery that both of us are familiar with. The ambition of conservatism, I think, properly extends to saying [that] where there are no human rights, it's not a society I can truly respect. It's impossible to draw up a template that gives us an orderly sense of "send democracy there," but let this go for awhile. One recognizes that you can't export democracy everywhere simultaneously.

Will: But we did think it was going to be easier to export democracy because we had a theory. Tony Blair, speaking to a joint session of Congress shortly after Baghdad fell, said, "It is a myth to say that our values are Western values. No, they are universal values shared by ordinary people everywhere." True or false?

Buckley: Well, some of that is true. I mean, we know that in Iraq, for instance, there are values shared, which are different from our own, even by people who are familiar with our own. And that even if one were to assert-- I think Blair correctly says that our values are superior to those who seem to deny human rights. That is an academic demonstration, and a historical demonstration, but not one that carries with it any assurances of sociologic success.

Will: Bill, you've written 4,000 columns -- and are adding to that total two a week still -- [and] 47 books, 18 of them novels. You conducted the television show "Firing Line" for 34 years, which is longer than Johnny Carson did "The Tonight Show." As an ocean mariner, you've crossed the Pacific and the Atlantic. And you've played the harpsichord with symphonies. What is it you haven't done that you wish you had done or still intend to do?

Buckley: Well, I would love to be able to play "The Goldberg Variations." I think a lot of people wish that they had been endowed to pursue different professions. That's-- Well, that's unattractive -- because it makes you sound less grateful than you than you ought to sound for what you have succeeded in doing.

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno:

Leno: Hey, here's some good news: The Supreme Court is hiring, no experience necessary. So, if you're looking for a job, go on down there.

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart:

Stewart: President Bush announced his pick to fill Sandra Day O'Connor's Supreme Court seat. And it's Harriet Ellan Miers -- who has never been a judge, but has clearly been a Talbot's frequent shopper.

The Late Show with David Letterman:

Letterman: It turns out that a former Marine has been arrested for allegedly stealing intelligence memos from the White House. How about that? The guy would get into the White House and was stealing the intelligence memos. And I was thinking, "Well, at least it's nice to know someone was reading those memos."

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart:

Stewart: We begin with our regular exercise in responsible medical journalism on the program: Health scare. This week's panic: Bird flu, the virus has killed over 60 people in Asia and has recently spread to birds in Russia and Europe. Experts fear it may soon mutate to a form more infectious to humans and if that happens. …

Dr. David Nabarro, World Health Organization [at press conference]: Let's say the range of deaths could be between 5 and 150 million.

[Laughter]

Stewart: Well, he is a World Health Organization official, talking about a major pandemic. I am sure people are paying close attention to the--

[video of a virtually empty auditorium]

Stewart: Even worse, two of those three reporters were from Bird Fancy.

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno:

Leno: Al Gore gave a fiery speech today, claiming American democracy is in grave danger, grave danger. Then his wife Tipper said, "Al, just pay the pizza guy and let's eat. Come on."

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart:

Stewart: Yes, this morning the president delivered a 45-minute speech to the National Endowment for Democracy in yet another attempt to clearly define who it is exactly we're fighting in the war on terrorists.

President Bush [on tape]: Some call this evil Islamic radicalism. Others, militant jihadism. Still others, Islamo-fascism.

Stewart [Singing to the tune of "The Joker" by The Steve Miller Band]: And some people call it Maurice/Whoo-woo/Because it speaks, of the pompitous of religious fundamentalism.