Here are the three most important "Holiday Facts of Life": you must buy flowers on Valentine's Day; you are obligated to call on Mother's Day; and every Thanksgiving, if at all possible, you have to go home.
Now that we've got that squared away, let's focus on Thanksgiving. Got your tickets? Good. But that's only half the battle, particularly if you haven't flown lately.
Surviving Thanksgiving air travel can be like -- well have you seen the new movie "2012"? As film critic Stephen Whitty put it, "All you can do is grit your teeth and wait for the next wave of destruction" -- he was talking about the disaster flick of course, but he could have been describing what the airports will be like next week.
But, the more you know, the better you'll survive any holiday snafus: the cliché that "information is power" is particularly true for travelers. What you need is a plan, and it just so happens that I have one. The following is a step-by-step survival guide, on what to do -- and when to do it -- for a smooth and soothing Thanksgiving air travel experience, for novices and veterans alike.
The night before your flight is not the time to wonder if you need to get your prescription refilled, or if that broken zipper on your suitcase will mean an explosion of underwear on the baggage carousel. Take care of these travel essentials now.
No traveler should be without a cell phone at this time; be sure you or Grandma -- and those on pickup duty -- have a cell and know how to use it. Plug in essential numbers including the host of the Thanksgiving feast and the airline. Also, set up "flight status" text/e-mail alerts with FlightStats and your airline, so you and anyone heading to the airport gets the latest updates.
Step one: The second you are eligible to print your boarding pass -- usually 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds before departure -- do so.
He who prints first, gets the best seats -- plus some room in the overhead bins (of course, your airline may allow you to pay extra for the privilege of early boarding, or this might be an elite miles member perk, or -- well, you vets know the drill, but you inexperienced fliers should print your passes ASAP).
Step two: Charge batteries: for phones, for laptops, for DVD players, headsets – all electronics.
Step three: Food and entertainment: buy or make a lunch and grab that Grisham or Jane Austen; you'll save time and avoid the eye-popping prices at the airport (and remember, no large-size liquids allowed through security).
Step four: Pack: use a carryon, and save the $40 roundtrip bag fee (and makes sure your carryon conforms to your airline's size guidelines -- since the baggage police will be out in force). If you must check a bag, see my domestic airline bag fee chart -- and don't put anything in that checked-bag that you cannot live without (or perhaps, wouldn't want to live without). And remember, coat pockets can hold all kinds of things, from gloves and scarves to underwear and socks.