You Haven't Seen This 'Sex and the City'

Sept. 11, 2009 — -- When ABCNews.com asked what you want to see from the "Sex and the City" movie sequel, we underestimated your enthusiasm -- our inboxes filled up with responses within hours, ranging from stories that ring true to the series to out-there tales that Carrie Bradshaw herself could not have conceived.

From the dozens of e-mails, a couple stood out. Below, find out what the "Sex and the City" sequel might look like if two visionary fans had their way:

"I would like to see a 'CSI'-inspired 'Sex and the City' sequel. Carrie could get kidnapped by a crazed sexual deviant killer. He could hold her prisoner at various locations ... while still allowing her to post her columns. Each time a new column is received, the police rush to the scene where it was sent from only to find they have just missed catching the kidnapper/killer and rescuing her. Over time, Carrie develops Stockholm syndrome and falls in love with her captor."

"Meanwhile the other girls have trouble of their own. Samantha discovers that she has a secret passion for a twisted combination of beastiality and German **** porn, and begins raising goats in her Manhattan apartment for such a purpose. But friction is caused when Miranda figures out what is going on and wants in on the action. A jealous love triangle develops between the two girls and the alpha goat, who they have named 'Mr. Cocksworth.' The problem is solved when Charlotte becomes the mediator and decides to make a spicy goat sausage out of Mr. Cocksworth. Crises averted; female bonding ensues at some crappy yuppie upscale uptown boutique, as the girls shop, reflect on their sexual misadventure, and gorge themselves on goat cheese."