June 11, 2014 -- Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are expecting their first child, but please, don't say "they're" pregnant.
Jimmy Kimmel told Kunis on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" that he and his wife were expecting a baby, when Kunis pretended to get angry. "Oh, you both are having a baby?" she said incredulously. "You and your wife are pregnant?" With that, she took off her microphone and began a rant.
"Hello, I'm Mila Kunis with a very special message for all you soon-to-be fathers: Stop saying, 'We're pregnant. You're not pregnant,'" she said with dramatic music in the background. "When you wake up and throw up is it because you're nurturing a human life? No. It's because you had too many shots of tequila. Do you know how many shots of tequila we had? None. Because we can't have shots of tequila. We can't have anything!"
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Kunis, 30, added that she, along with other pregnant women, have "your little love goblin growing inside of all of us. All you did was roll over and fall asleep!"
Last month, the actress opened up a bit about her pregnancy, explaining that she's craved sauerkraut and plans to have a natural birth.
"I'm crazy. I mean, I did this to myself -- I might as well do it right," she told Ellen DeGeneres. "I wanted this. It's like, no one made me do this. ... I did have a little help. Just a little bit."