Excerpt: 'Crazy Sexy Diet' by Kris Carr

Author Kris Carr calls the American diet sad.

ByABC News via GMA logo
January 17, 2011, 2:19 PM

Jan. 18, 2011 — -- The book "Crazy Sexy Diet" teaches readers to program their body to eat the right things. Author Kris Carr argues that this practice eventually balances the pH of your body and speeds up the weight loss process.

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As Joni Mitchell, the high priestess of hippie, says, we've got to get ourselves back to the garden. Nature is the source of all things healthy; it is the ultimate surgical table and the basis of the Crazy Sexy Diet.

So what is this revolutionary game plan I'm gabbing about? You don't need a granola stigmata to figure it out. The Crazy Sexy Diet is a low-fat, vegetarian (or vegan) program that reduces inflammation and balances the pH of your gorgeous body with whole foods, low-glycemic fruits, raw veggies, alkalizing green drinks, and superpowered smoothies. On the CSD I encourage you to reduce or, better yet, eliminate all animal products, refined sugars and processed crap, and anything (other than an exotic vegetable) you can't pronounce. By decreasing the amount of acidic foods you eat, you give your body the chance to heal and repair naturally.

Your new mantra: Clean food in and waste out. An alkaline diet has the power to release stored bullshit and toxins and truly set you free. As a result—and this is important—your pH comes into balance as does your overall health, your sinuses clear (and so do your zits), your taste buds resuscitate, your eyes sparkle, the dimples on your thighs will be gone (bye-bye!), sex will be better (ooohhh!), and so will your memory (especially good when you dig the person you have sex with), and your elimination system will work like a Ferrari (vroom!).

There's more, baby. When you understand why eating green and clean works at a cellular level, your enthusiasm for the Crazy Sexy Diet will grow like beans up a pole. Science is sexy and exciting! I'll explain why a plant-based diet is a great way to eat on so many levels—for health, bliss, beauty, even your purse. You may well lose fat on this diet, too, but that's just one of the fabulous side effects. Eventually you'll find your perfect fighting weight and forget about it because you'll be too busy enjoying newfound vitality and zest. That's because the Crazy Sexy Diet is not a temporary fix or a part-time hobby. It's a luscious lifestyle—a loss of dis-ease, a health gain program that is meant to last a long lifetime.