At a press event in the White House's Roosevelt Room, he flashed a chart outlining a maze of highway permitting regulations.
"Chris is not tall enough for this chart," the commander-in-chief quipped, as aides, including Assistant to the President Chris Liddell struggled to display the complex, color-coded poster. "Neither is anybody else."
According to Trump, an onerous regulatory environment requires would-be builders "go through nine different agencies, make 16 different decisions, under 29 different laws" to get permits for a highway.
"This chart -- I really love this chart," he added. "It really explains what a disaster it is."
His administration, Trump says, is "cutting years of wasted time and money out of the permitting process for vital infrastructure projects."
Since Trump took office, the Department of Transportation says, it has begun rolling back 82 regulations, with an additional 31 deregulatory actions planned next year. (DOT also initiated 76 regulatory actions, fulfilling Trump's two-for-one regulation elimination goal.)
"The never-ending growth of red tape in America has come to a sudden, screeching and beautiful halt," Trump said today.