Here's what this humongous cyclist did to a car blocking the bike path

— -- Most of us can agree that people who double-park, or park in handicapped spots, or just park wherever they want, are just the worst. Those white lines are there for a reason, you know? Parking rules make everyone's life a little bit easier. That being said, if you find a car, say, parked across a bike path, there's really not much you can do other than call a towing company.

Unless you're this anonymous hero, who appears to be the strongest man in the universe:

Sure, that might not have worked on a larger car, but it's still awesome. My favorite part is the much smaller mortal who offers to help Cyclist Hulk. Cyclist Hulk, having figured out life a long time ago, merely waves him off, finishes reparking the offending car, and continues on his way.