Funnies: Obama's Accounting Tip...

"This Week's" Weekly Look at the Best in Late Night Political Comedy.

ByABC News
March 9, 2008, 10:31 AM

— -- THE LATE LATE SHOWCraig Ferguson: "It is the primary day today – looks like John McCain clinched the nomination earlier this evening. He was very excited when they woke him up to tell him."


THE COLBERT REPORTStephen Colbert: "Show me some highlights from last night!Mike Huckabee: "I called Senator McCain a few moments ago…"Stephen Colbert: "No! Jimmy, take it off, take it off. I can't watch. Oh, Mike Huckabee… I don't want to have to say Huck-a-bye."


REAL TIMEBill Maher: "Now the media is trying to goad Obama into taking the gloves off, and I'm not so sure this strategy is any good – you know- having a young black man attack a 60 year old white lady?"


THE DAILY SHOWBarack Obama: "No matter what happens tonight, we have nearly the same delegate lead as we did this morning."Jon Stewart: "All right… I guess last night he went a little less with the inspiration and hope thing, and a little more on the basic accounting tip."