Funnies: Bill's Beautiful Eyes

Here's a roundup of the late-night comics.

Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jimmy Kimmel: They're saying now the only way that Obama could possibly lose would be for him to marry Bill Clinton.

Saturday Night Live

Seth Meyers: New York City Congressman Vito Fossella was arrested for drunk driving, then caught having an extramarital affair, then exposed for having a secret child with his mistress. Or, as it's known in Washington, the trifecta.

The Late, Late Show

Craig Ferguson: It's a big weekend coming up, Jenna Bush -- the president's daughter -- is getting married this weekend. Congratulations, Jenna. But she didn't sign a pre-nup. Apparently, the family doesn't believe in exit strategies.

Late Night

Conan O'Brien: Former President Clinton gave a campaign speech for Hillary while standing on the back of a pick-up truck. True, yeah. And like all the speeches Bill Clinton gives in the back of a pick-up truck it began, "You have beautiful eyes."

Late Show

David Letterman: Hillary Clinton barely won my home state of Indiana, and she lost in the state of North Carolina. But here is the good news: She has a substantial lead in the state of denial.

The Tonight Show

Jay Leno: Hey, this Sunday is Mother's Day. Now, if you haven't gotten your mom a gift yet, can't go wrong with a gallon of gasoline, huh?