In an ode to the best pair of friends who ever was or will be, remember to wear a T-shirt featuring Courtney Stodden and her dog/BFF Dourtney. And while Valentine's Day is usually associated with the colors red and pink, on Vallentimes Day we wear gold and polka dots of any color. Likewise, instead of hearts, Vallentimes Day is marked by the liver, the organ used most on this most special of holidays.
Sing the traditional Vallentimes Day hymn.
Stand facing your friend. Place your palms out in front of you, asking your friend to do the same. Stare deeply into one another's eyes. Then, mirroring one another's movements, perform the theme song from Golden Girls.
...But, most of all, remember to have fun. Take some time to appreciate the people who make your life a little nicer.