The eight self-proclaimed "guidos and guidettes" of MTV's reality show "Jersey Shore" spent 40 days and 40 nights dancing, drinking, kissing and "smushing" their way through Italy. The country known for its art, history and culture may never be the same.
After living it up for three seasons in New Jersey's Seaside Heights and Miami, Fla., the cast of "Jersey Shore" -- Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Paul "Pauly D" DelVecchio, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Jennifer "JWoww" Farley, Sammi Giancola, Vinny Guadagnino and Deena Cortese -- were sent abroad to Florence, Italy, for the show's fourth season, which premieres Aug. 4.
What kind of trouble could the clubbing, tanning, fighting clan get into 4,000 miles from home and in the midst of historical figures like Dante and Leonardo da Vinci? Lots.
Below, the top four revelations to watch for this season. Viva Italia!
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"The Italian men here ... are much skinnier, like there's no Ron's walking around, and they dress different, like tight clothes and stuff like that," "Snooki," a 4' 9'' ball of unintentional comedy and one of the show's breakout stars, told Connelly.
The language barrier also didn't help.
"Being one of the single girls here, trying to communicate with [the men] was very difficult," Deanna said. (She was the only one of the four female cast members who was single while filming in Italy).
So how did she learn to communicate with the locals? Just a few, short phrases were needed.
"Mondo Caldo," and "Oh, corscioto o ne te te?" "Jersey Shore" translations, per Deanna: "You're hot," and "Do you like the boobs?"
To the famously fake-tan cast, Italy's customs made a mockery of their sacred gym-tan-laundry regimen.
"This is all self tanner," Deena said, pointing to her skin. "This is the palest me and Pauly have ever been."
"We're waiting to go back to Jersey to get our nails done," said Jenni "JWoww." "The nail salons you have to make an appointment, and it takes about three-and-a-half, four hours to do nails."
"It's the little things that you're like, you don't appreciate until you come here, like plugging in my blow-dryer," Pauly said.
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The club scene in Florence threw the party-loving cast slightly out of their comfort zones. The guys said they bypassed the local women almost entirely and spent their time chatting up American tourists.
"I'll be honest, I brought home, I think one Italian girl, maybe," "The Situation" said. "It might have been one Italian girl and about 35 Americans, I don't know."
Still, most of the tourists weren't the type that the guys in the cast found attractive at Seaside Heights' hotspots like Karma.
"It's not what we're used to," Vinnie said. "There's a lot of college, like Midwestern type of girls here, Middle America. Blonde-haired blue eyes. ... It's just not my thing."
Between working at the local pizza shop, shopping and clubbing, the cast had a little time to take in Florence's artistic treasures, including the Statue of David. The Michelangelo-crafted, Renaissance-era sculpture of a male standing nude was a favorite of the female cast members.
"I really liked the replica of the David statue," Snooki said. "We're like all obsessed with David."
"Now if the Italian men looked like that, then there'd be a [Situation]," Jenni said.
The crew did have some suggestions to modernize the iconic sculpture.
"I think David needs some gel in his hair," Pauly said. "I'm just saying..."
"Yeah, I think David could use a hair straightener," Jenni added.