Khloé Kardashian may be the third-oldest Kardashian, but that doesn't mean she needs to be her mother's third-favorite.
"You know, I'm still third place. And I'm not trying to get to No. 1. I get Kim. No one can come between her golden goose," she said. "But second? I mean, Kourtney's like watching paint dry. I don't really get what I have to do to win a little attention here or there."
Kardashian also accused her mother, who did not have time to defend herself, of being overly critical.
"All you do is hate on me. You hate on how tall I am, how pale I am, how blonde I am. Then Kim dyes her hair blond and all of a sudden it's like the best thing in the world," she said. "Then you make me laser [my body hair] off... at thirteen!"
The funny clip, which was staged to look like a courtroom, ended with Kardashian complaining about her mother's sexy Internet selfies.
"My mom constantly tries to outdo me on social media by posting these ridiculous, hot, steamy, breasty pictures of herself in bikinis, with like glam, and hair, and body chains," she said. "Enough is enough!"