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  • My Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress

    <b>Dress Use No. 12: Dish Rag</b> Kevin says: "I don't mind dishes so much, especially now that I have an amazing dish rag."
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  • My Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress

    <b>Dress Use No. 9: Dental Floss</b> Kevin says: "Wedding dresses do not make good dental floss."
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  • My Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress

    <b>Dress Use No. 15: Sporting Events Banner</b> Kevin says: "My brother and I went to the [University of Arizona] homecoming football game last year and decided to take the dress. I put my artistic ability to work and Sharpied GO CATS on it."
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  • My Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress

    <b>Dress Use No. 10: Dog Toy</b> Kevin says: "My brother's dog loves to play tug-of-war. I think most dogs do, but Lenny is a particularly worthy competitor."
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  • My Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress

    <b>Dress Use No. 11: Gas Cap</b> Kevin says: "My brother was upset that after quite a few photos the dress was still very clean. He wanted to try the gas cap application to give the dress a bit of character."
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  • My Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress

    <b>Dress Use No. 14: Pasta Strainer</b> Kevin says: "Pasta is a major staple in my house, and my kids request SpongeBob mac 'n' cheese, not the boring ordinary variety. SpongeBob is cool."
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  • My Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress

    <b>Dress Use. No. 6: Gym Towel</b> Kevin says: "I also began going to the gym, more often particularly on nights where I would otherwise be home alone. The city gym I go to requires each person to bring their own towel to wipe down equipment after each use. What a towel I have … "
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  • My Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress

    <b>Dress Use No. 5: Scarecrow</b> Kevin says: Birds haven't really caused me major problems in the past, but I decided to be proactive and installed a scarecrow in my yard next to my garden. This is one of my favorite uses to date for the dress."
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