How Many French Open Miracles Does Serena Williams Have Left?

— -- PARIS -- Serena Williams has major endorsement deals with Nike, Gatorade and Wilson, but perhaps she should get a sponsorship with a major construction company, as well. That way, she could take the court wearing a sheet of drywall on her back. Because based on her performance at this tournament, she plays her best when her back is firmly pressed against the wall.

Or maybe a steam shovel endorsement, because she is toughest after digging herself into an enormous hole.

Or maybe a deal with Grand Canyon National Park because ... oh, well, you get the point.