Here's a roundup of the late-night comics.
Daily ShowObama: Senator McCain suggests somehow I'm green behind the ears. Stewart: You might not want to bring up ears (putting fingers behind ears to make them stick out).
Tonight ShowLeno: You know, I don't want to say the debate was boring. But I never thought a political event in Tenneesee could be that dull without the help of Al Gore.
Saturday Night LiveObama impersonator: My best friend and mentor, is former Weather Underground leader and unrepentant terrorist William Ayers. *CNN banner pops up saying "Obama: Terrorist William Ayers is my best friend"* (Laughter). Now, I'm telling you this because I'm so far ahead in the polls right now, it's not gonna matter.