Feeling sad? Bursting with energy? Enjoying the invigorating swagger of being a man's man? There's a city out there for you.
A variety of research organizations and published reports take pride in ranking the nation's towns and metropolises on numerous fronts. Some are helpful -- such as the safest city and the most dangerous -- while others are more for bragging rights.
"We're not trying to cure cancer in some of these instances," said Burt Sperling of Sperling's BestPlaces, which has put out several study-based lists over the past 20 years.
Sperling's first study ranked Flint, Mich,. as the worst place to live in 1987. In 2007, it ranked West Palm Beach, Fla., as the worst place for fleas.
"There's always a feeling: How are we doing compared to other people?" Sperling said.
Here are a few examples of cities where Americans congregate to get fat, stay healthy, be depressed and more.
Monster truck rallies, NASCAR and an abundance of snack food made the home of the Grand Ole Opry the best place to be a guy -- or to find one, perhaps.
Commissioned by Mars Snackfood US and its Combos brand, a study conducted by Sperling's BestPlaces showed that Nashville ranks No. 1 in terms of manliness. The study came with the launch of Combos' Ultimate Man Zone Sweepstakes
Among the criteria that earned the city its top spot are its Major League sports teams, its consumption of salty snacks, the popularity of hardware and tools, concentration of barbecue restaurants and the aforementioned monster truck rallies.
Cities lost points in the study for having too many "emasculating" qualities, including too many home furnishing stores, high minivan sales and subscriptions to beauty magazines. Last on the list? New York City, though the Big Apple did score well in the bowling category.
Portland, with 222 cloudy days per year, is the biggest downer in the country, according to Business Week.
Portland was tops among a study of 50 of the largest metro areas that looked at a variety of factors, including the rates of depression, suicide, divorce, crime and unemployment, as well as the weather and the amount of green space.
Among the 50 cities, Portland also ranked No. 1 for depression, as well as No. 4 for divorce.
With a December unemployment rate of 7.8 percent, the city ranked No. 12 for suicides and 24 for crime.
This Washington, D.C., surburb is the best place to ride out the recession, according to Business Week. While the economy has affected pretty much every corner of the country, Arlington-ites are doing better than most.
The city's residents work largely for the federal government or in lobbying or legal jobs, Business Week reported, while only 7 percent work in vulnerable fields such as finance, real estate and insurance.
Towns and cities with unemployment rates of more than 6.1 percent were automatically disqualified from this ranking.
San Francisco (Bay Area)
Good job, San Franciscans: You have more energy than any other city, accoding to Sperling's Best Places, which put together this study with beverage line Tahitian Noni International.
"They seem to get things done," Sperling noted.