Vermont Man: Cheap and Proud of It
Frugal man reuses paper towels; asks for strangers' leftovers at restaurants.
Dec. 12, 2008— -- He's a man known by many nicknames -- the "frugal fanatic," "the tycoon of tightwads," "the cheapest man in America." And they all make him proud, especially in the current economy.
Vermont's Roy Haynes wears each of his nicknames as a badge of honor. At 55 years old, he has no debt, no mortgage and no car payments. He doesn't have a real job, but he earns about $15,000 a year -- enough to get by.
His wife, Lisa Haynes, has endured his penny-pinching ways since he started courting her on the cheap 20 years ago.
Haynes, ever the romantic, recalled his proposal of marriage.
"Lisa and I had been living together for a number of years. Then I found out I needed some dental surgery and being a practical guy, I proposed so I could be covered under [Lisa's] policy," he said. "The entire wedding cost $70. We stopped by McDonald's on the way home. The neighbors threw rice. So, naturally I swept it up and cooked it for dinner."
Every Woman Loves Roses -- From a Funeral Home
For his wife, Haynes' cheap ways know no bounds.
"Roy sometimes thinks he's a romantic kind of a guy," Lisa Haynes said. "He did bring me a nice bouquet of roses. I found out he got them from a funeral home after they were discarded!"
"It's the thought that counts!" Haynes said.
For Haynes, the best things in life are free. He can turn a simple courtesy-sample buffet at a store into a four-course meal. From free cheese samples at Cabot Cheese, to free cookies at the Trapp Family Lodge, to free chocolate from a Vermont chocolate factory, he turns visits to neighboring tourist towns into a dining event with his wife.
On the rare occasion Haynes actually spends money for food, dining out with him comes with a price all its own.
"We don't go out to eat often," he said. "Lisa says I can only go to the same place twice -- the first time to eat, the second time to apologize."
"He sees that there's a leftover at somebody else's table he'll ask and want to take that food home," Lisa Haynes said. "Sometimes I'd like to kill him when he takes home other people's food."