Review: Same Old Oscars

March 8, 2010 — -- Neither rain, nor hail, nor bursts of sunlight could keep the actors from their appointed rounds on the red carpet at this year's 82nd annual Academy Awards.

Yes, fans, the Oscars went off without a hitch as they always do. Fully prepared for the intermittently inclement weather, the arrivals runway leading to the Kodak Theater was covered in clear plastic tenting and the carpet doused in dazzling beauties and handsome hunks, as it often is.

The stars declared their unbridled excitement to be in attendance and claimed to feel even better than they looked, as they always do. What an exciting evening it was to be with new producers, a new seating plan, a younger look and feel, two hosts and, most important, a promise that there would be no dance interpretations of original songs. Yes, this year's Oscars were going to be different.

If not for Elinor Burkett's "Kanye moment," it would have been the same old show. Burkett, the producer of the short documentary "Music by Prudence," rushed to the stage to interrupt Roger Ross Williams, who was already accepting the award for the film about a disabled girl from Zimbabwe.

In an interview with Salon.com, Burkett said Williams' 87-year-old mother "took her cane and blocked me. So I couldn't get up there very fast."

When Burkett finally got on stage, she said the film was her idea and that Williams had never been to Zimbabwe. "What happened was, the director and I had a bad difference over the direction of the film that resulted in a lawsuit that has settled amicably out of court," Burkett told Salon.

She said they weren't able to discuss ahead of time who would be the person to speak if they won.

Williams said his mother got up to hug him, not block Burkett. "Only one person is allowed to accept the award," he told Salon. "I was the director, and she was removed from the project nearly a year ago, but she was able to still qualify as a producer on the project, and be an official nominee."

He said Burkett was "very angry. She actually removed herself from the project, because she wanted more creative control."

She pulled a Kanye, according to Williams. "And it's a shame, because this is such a positive, happy film," he said.

The show opened with a musical number. Neil Patrick Harris launched the night's festivities with some off-key, snappy lyrics, a lot of dancers, too much pomp and not enough circumstance.

Wait a minute ... an opening musical number ... that sounds familiar.

The co-hosts, Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin came out with their set-up joke, set-up joke duo-logue. OK.

The first award presented was for best supporting actor. OK.

On it went. After 3½ hours, Tom Hanks, governor of the Academy, frantically presented the award for best picture as the show was running over. He was in such a hurry he didn't even bother to list the nominees. He opened the envelope and declared the winner to be "The Hurt Locker." A few quick thank-you's from the director and producers. Martin and Baldwin came out to roll off one more line each. They thanked everyone. The show was over.

Déjà Vu?

Unfortunately, try as they might, producers Adam Shankman and Bill Mechanic couldn't deliver on any of their pre-Oscar promises. They did change the seating by bringing the audience closer to the stage, but that only made for more discomfort when the jokes failed or when someone stumbled with the teleprompter (Cameron Diaz with Steve Carrell).