This is all real, and it’s trademark Trump. Here are the quotes from Trump’s presidential announcement that you will never hear another presidential candidate say -- ever.
"I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created, I tell you that."
ON OBAMA GOLFING
"Obama is going to be out playing golf. He might even be on one of my courses. I would invite him … I have the best courses in the world, so I'd say, you know what — if he wants to [play], I have one right next to the White House. Right on the Potomac. If he'd like to play, that's fine. In fact, I'd love him to leave [the presidency] early and play. That would be a very good thing.”
"Hey, I'm not saying they're stupid … I like China. I just sold an apartment for $15 million dollars to somebody from China. Am I supposed to dislike 'em?”
"Our president doesn't have a clue, he's a bad negotiator. He's the one that did [Army Sgt. Bowe] Bergdahl … We get a no-good traitor and they get the five people that they wanted for years and those people are now back on the battlefield trying to kill us."
ON THE U.S. BORDER
ON COMPETING WITH ISIS…IN THE SYRIAN HOTEL MARKET
ON LOSER POLITICIANS
"We have losers. We have losers. We have people that don't have it. We have people that are morally corrupt. We have people that are selling this country down the drain."
ON BEING RICH
"I'm really rich. I'll show you that in a second."
ON HIS NET WORTH
"I have a total net worth and now with the increase it will be well over $10 billion, but here total net worth of $8 billion. Net worth — not assets, not liabilities — a net worth ... I'm not doing that to brag because you know what? I don't have to brag. I don't have to. Believe it or not."
ON BEING NICE
"I think I am a nice person. People who know me like me."