Funnies: Dems Find Their Rubber Stamp

May 27, 2007 — -- A roundup of the late-night comics.

David Letterman: Welcome to the "Late Show," or as Jimmy Carter calls it, the worst show in history.

Bill Maher: Yes, the Iraq funding bill that set a date for troop withdrawal, that's all gone by the wayside. The Democrats just backed down as they always do. But they did it with flair this time. They met on an aircraft carrier and they had a big banner that said "mission abandoned."

Stephen Colbert: Speaking of immigration, folks, everyone's talking about this new immigration bill. And I think it is just a mess. Look at this thing. [Colbert slams down huge stack of paper on his desk] Do they get paid by the pound? If they'd let me write this bill, here's what it would have looked like. [Colbert holds up Post-It note that reads "GET OUT"]

David Letterman: Hey, listen to this, ladies and gentlemen. Here's great news. According to a new study, Viagra cures jet lag. Viagra cures jet lag. At least, that's what Bill Clinton told Hillary when she found the pills in his luggage.