Funnies: The 3PM Phone Call

Here's a roundup of the late night comics.

The Tonight Show

Jay Leno: Hillary Clinton's senior campaign adviser, a guy named Mark Penn, has left the campaign. Apparently he was coming under some heavy sniper fire.

Late Night

Conan O'Brien: On Saturday, Barack Obama held several campaign rallies in Montana. That's right. Officials say that Barack's visit attracted large crowds and doubled the black population of Montana.

Real Time

Bill Maher: All three candidates went on 'American Idol,' did you see this? Now, do they really think the same people who are interested in a superficial, poorly run popularity contest are also interested in 'American Idol'?

Late Night

O'Brien: Yesterday, true story, Hillary Clinton's top adviser abruptly left her campaign. Yeah, yeah. When he heard about it, Bill Clinton said, 'Wait, we can leave?'

The Tonight Show

Leno: John McCain is now crisscrossing the United States campaigning, or as they're calling it, 'Antique Road Show.'

The Colbert Report

Stephen Colbert: In a rare moment of solidarity, the McCain and Obama teams have responded to Clinton's attack with a joint commercial.

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