This Week's Best Quotes: 'Try Not To Snack With The Baby'

PHOTO: Jennifer Hudson arrives to the auction following the Revlon concert for The Rainforest Fund at The Pierre Hotel, April 3, 2012 in New York City.
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Check out this week's funniest, craziest and most buzzworthy quotes from around the world.

PHOTO: Jennifer Hudson arrives to the auction following the Revlon concert for The Rainforest Fund at The Pierre Hotel, April 3, 2012 in New York City.
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'Try Not to Snack With the Baby'

Jennifer Hudson's got some advice for her Weight Watchers successor, Jessica Simpson.

"Try not to snack with the baby," she told Tuesday night at the New York launch of her QVC clothing line. Hudson became the diet company's spokeswoman after giving birth to her son, David, in 2009.

"My baby likes making cakes," she said, "and when you're making a cake you always lick the stuff off your fingers. Those things, we don't realize what we're taking in."

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PHOTO: Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin tweeted, "Obama lied to the American people. Again. He said it wasn't a tax. Obama lies; freedom dies."
'I Don't Want to Drink a Beer With Him Today'

Responses to the Supreme Court's upholding the Affordable Care Act ranged across the board, but some of them stuck out, whether they came from conservatives or liberals.

"I don't want to drink a beer with him today," Rep Phil Gingrey, R-Ga., said of Chief Justice John Roberts. "I'm not calling for his impeachment, I'm just very, very disappointed."

From unbridled excitement to full-on condemnation, click here to read some of the most pointed, gut-reaction comments on the decision.

PHOTO: Rep. Paul Ryan, R-Wis., is driven in a golf cart at a private donors' conference for Republican presidential canddate Mitt Romney at The Chateaux at Silver Lake at Deer Valley Resort in Park City, Utah, Saturday, June 23, 2012.
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'I'm Tired of Boozing'

The lavish weekend retreat hosted for Mitt Romney's top donors in the scenic mountains of Park City, Utah, was full of standout moments and spottings of wealthy donors, GOP stars, and Romney family members.

"I'm tired of boozing," one wealthy New York City bundler said to ABC News.

Click here for a collection of the colorful variety we witnessed throughout the weekend but couldn't quite fit into our stories.

PHOTO: Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. administers the oath of office to President Barack Obama in the Map Room of the White House on Jan. 21, 2009.
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'It Is Not Our Job to Protect the People From the Consequences of Their Political Choices'

Barack Obama probably never thought that John Roberts would be the person who saved his health care law.

The chief justice of the Supreme Court, appointed by George W. Bush, didn't exactly get off on the right foot with Obama on Day One of his presidency. As he swore in the president-elect in 2009, Roberts bungled the oath of office by misplacing the word "faithfully" -- as in, "that I will execute the office of president of the United States faithfully."

It was Roberts' personality as a stickler for detail that got him caught up. As Steven Pinker noted, Roberts adhered to a strict grammatical stylebook of his own and simply moved the word "faithfully" away from the verb "execute," where it didn't belong, despite the well-known constitutional script.

Thursday, Roberts's attention to detail returned, in a much more substantive way -- and in a fashion Obama is sure to admire. Siding with the liberal justices, Roberts ruled that Obama's so-called mandate to buy health insurance could stand under Congress' power to tax people who don't buy it.

"It is not our job to protect the people from the consequences of their political choices," Roberts wrote in the court's decision.

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PHOTO: Republican presidential candidate, Mitt Romney speaks about the Supreme Court's health care ruling in Wash., D.C, June 28, 2012.
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'I Will Act to Repeal Obamacare'

Though Thursday's Supreme Court ruling on the Obama administration's signature health care reform law is likely to continue to dominate several more news cycles, there are already signs that the landmark decision may be merely a footnote to this November's presidential election.

The court's decision to uphold the most controversial aspect of the law -- the individual mandate -- had Democrats hailing the ruling as a "win" and Republicans denouncing it in the sharpest possible terms.

But even though presumptive GOP nominee Mitt Romney expressed his displeasure with the ruling on Thursday, the court's decision left him with one of his favorite stump speech punching bags.

"What the court did not do in its last day in session, I will do on the first day as President of the United States," " Romney said. "And that is, I will act to repeal 'Obamacare.'"

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PHOTO: In this Feb. 29, 2012 photo, a Stockton city worker walks away from city hall in Stockton, Calif.
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'We Think Chapter 9 Protection Is the Only Choice Left.'

Stockton, Calif., officials said that mediation with creditors failed, meaning the city became the largest American city to ever declare bankruptcy.

City Manager Bob Deis said Tuesday that officials were unable to reach a deal to restructure hundreds of millions of dollars of debt under a new state law designed to help municipalities avoid bankruptcy, according to The Associated Press.

"We think Chapter 9 protection is the only choice left. If we get any agreements, those will be honored in Chapter 9," said Deis.

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PHOTO: Google co-founder Sergey Brin demonstrates Google's new Glass, the wearable internet glasses shown at the Google I/O conference in San Francisco, June 27, 2012.
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''You Have to Want to Be on the Bleeding Edge.'

Google's futuristic, Internet-connected glasses -- known, and fantasized about, as Project Glass -- are now real enough, that prototypes will be sold to developers for $1,500, company co-founder Sergey Brin said.

"This is new technology and we really want you to shape it," Brin said at the Google I/O conference for computer programmers in San Francisco. "We want to get it out into the hands of passionate people as soon as possible."

They are not ready for sale to the public.

The glasses -- really a tiny camera, display screen and processor that fit over the upper corner of a pair of glasses -- are meant to display information literally before a user's eyes. The camera would allow people to transmit video or still images of what they're seeing to others wirelessly, allowing them to see your world as you live it.

"You have to want to be on the bleeding edge," Brin said.

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