Every Celeb Is an Alien, According to the Internet

Aug. 12, 2013— -- intro: Kendall Jenner and some of her famous family members (whom you no doubt Keep Up with on a regular basis) took a recent trip to Crystal Springs, Nevada's Alien Research Center to go "alien hunting." The whole thing made for some mighty riveting Instagram photos (which is the most important factor in organizing a family trip, obvies), and it got us thinking about the fact that many celebrities ARE aliens. Or lizard people. At least, according to some extraordinarily convincing-ish conspiracy theorists.

Let's take a look at some of the COMPELLING EVIDENCE provided by the internet's many, many, many celebrity alien-themed slideshows. For real.

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title: Karl Lagerfeld

text: According to this slideshow and many hours of intense research but mostly that one slideshow, iconic fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld might be an alien. We are more inclined to believe that he's simply a cyborg caretaker for the alien overload that is his cat, Choupette.

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title: Lady Gaga

text: And then there's this post, with [PHOTOS], that purports Lady Gaga might be an extraterrestrial being as well. Which is silly, of course. She's not an alien, she's the mother of all monsters. And a New Yorker. (I'm just kidding, of course. New Yorkers are probably, overall, the Least Weird of all the Truly Weird groups of people I've ever encountered.) (The Weirdest being any given family sitting beside you at a Benihana.)

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title: Everyone

text: This post includes helpful, side-by-side comparisons of celebrities who merely RESEMBLE aliens. The takeaway: If you are fat, skinny, or making a face in a photo, you do not look like a human being. Cool, and good to know.

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title: Kenny Rogers

text: Is Kenny Rogers a reptilian? The internet says MAYBE.

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title: Lil' Wayne

text: Could Weezy be an extraterrestrial? This slideshow tells us that he may very well be proof of alien existence. Which would prove that aliens have a penchant for facial tattoos, just as we suspected.

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title: Everyone, Again

text: This Pinterest board, intriguingly titled "Celebrity Alien Replicants (Maybe)," posits that celebrities as diverse as Kat Von D and Randy Quaid could (maybe) be hosts to parasitic alien forms. It all makes so much sense now, (maybe).

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title: Every Entertainment Reporter Who Has Put Together A Slideshow On Celebrity Aliens

text: Come on.

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