7 Expensive Products With Hilarious Amazon Reviews
"I measured the TV and it was actually 104.6 inches not 105, so I returned it."
— -- Amazon is known for its review system that helps customers decide if an item belongs in their cart or not. But if you do some digging, there's a trove of completely phony -- and hilarious -- comments on the most expensive products the site sells.
Though Amazon says its "Customer Reviews" are meant to provide genuine product feedback, they do allow these "creative" comments.
Here are 7 of the priciest products, along with some clever commentary from its users.
(Disclaimer: Lots of sarcasm.)
1. Samsung UN105S9 Curved 105-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz 3D Smart LED TV
PRICE: $119,999.99
"[...] This is, hands down, the best decision I've ever made. And the box it came in is incredibly roomy too, which is a huge bonus, because I live in it now."-- Eric J. Smith
"The black levels and color depth on this TV are pretty good for the price. However, the small screen size is a deal breaker. I recommend buying an IMAX theater instead."-- mmedina
"I measured the TV and it was actually 104.6 inches not 105 so I returned it." -- ys
2. Asfour Crystal Tut Anhk Amon Chair
PRICE: $140,000
"It's perfect, I like to sit in it and watch my Samsung UN110S9V Frameless 110-Inch 4K Ultra HD 120Hz Smart LED TV."-- wallflowerone
"First, I have to say its great having my relatives back in my life. The first time I placed my tush on this amazing throne I woke the dead and had to make room in my home for all my recent deceased family. The chair looks amazing in my dining room, the way the light reflexes on the facets of the chair. And having Mr Tut come along with the chair was just a amazing bonus. I LOVE THIS CHAIR........hehehe."-- bleakobscurity
3. Men's 18K Gold Rolex Yachtmaster II Model # 116688
PRICE: $35,100.
"How can we resist free shipping on this little gem?"-- Christopher
"[...]I didn't have an issue selling my home or having my wife leave me for this watch, but who can resist when the shipping is included?"-- FrankB
4. Late Seventeenth Century Italian Viola Da Gamba (1680 - 1690)
PRICE: $169,000
"Couldn't get Bluetooth to pair."-- Charles Mikuzis
"I'll give it 4 stars because it looks nice, but $3.99 shipping? I'm afraid I'll have to pass. I didn't get [Amazon] Prime for nothing."-- David L Snider
"It sounded fine except there wasn't enough bass. I recommend Strings by Dr. Dre. They have better bass and are on sale right now for only $100,000. I'm returning this."-- Janse E "JE"
5. U-Boat Men's 7107 Chimera Silver 925 Watch
PRICE: $11,650
"I think it is broken, it stays on the time I sold my kids for it. Overall, rather shiny and worth it. Makes me look like I am important. But still, I think it needs a recall so it can be fixed."-- Ty
"I sold my real U-boat so I could buy this watch."-- Steven Gonzales
6. Charles Kid Nichols Single Signed Auto Baseball Ball - PSA/DNA Certified - Autographed Baseballs
PRICE: $176,365.40
"This is the best autographed baseball I have ever purchased -- I highly recommend getting this product. I'm going to buy at least 5 more."-- Jason
"[...]Bought this immediately. A great thing to play in the park with your dog."-- Salman
And if you can't afford any of these items, this Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer is only $6.19.
"I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way."-- Jim Anderson