The Fugz Hall Of Fame: When Ick Men Happen to Hot Women

Salman Rushdie, Billy Joel: two of many men who date way out of their league.

Oct. 25, 2009 — -- Speaking of beautiful people not always ending up with beautiful people, writer Salman Rushdie stepped out Tuesday night in New York with Min Lieskovsky, a 26-year-old Harvard grad and author who's every bit as stunning as his ex-wife Padma Lakshmi. And Lieskovsky is hardly known for dating older men—in an article with Elle Girl, she confessed that she normally goes for male models. So how did Salman do it? Obviously his insane talent, wealth, and fame have something to do with his appeal. But beyond that, he just seems to be one of those guys who attracts gorgeous women. Starting with Salman, here are 10 fugly men who are forever getting lucky in the hot lady department.

Name: Salman Rushdie

Claim To Fame: Prolific, award-winning writer who's a freaking knight!

Hotties Who've Been Spotted On His Arm: Padma Lakshmi (above), Pia Glenn, and Min Lieskovsky

His Hotness: 3 (and that's just because he's smart)

Their Hotness: 10

His Type: Intelligent, ethnic, modelesque

Average Age Difference: 30 years

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Name: Billy Joel

Claim To Fame: Uber-famous singer/songwriter

Hotties Who've Been Spotted On His Arm: Elle Macpherson, Christie Brinkley, Katie Lee, Alex Donnelley, Deborah Dampiere

His Hotness: 2

Their Hotness: 10

His Type: The all-American beauty

Average Age Difference: 20 years

Name: James Woods

Claim To Fame: Actor from flicks like "Once Upon a Time in America" and "Casino"

Hotties Who've Been Spotted On His Arm: Sean Young, Nicolette Sheridan, Heather Graham, Missy Crider, Lauren Holly, Alexis Thorpe, Ashley Madison (above)

His Hotness: 4

Their Hotness: 9

His Type: Young, undiscovered "talent"

Average Age Difference: 40 years!

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Name: Mickey Rourke

Claim To Fame: Actor in flicks like "The Wrestler" and "Sin City"

Hotties Who've Been Spotted On His Arm: Kim Basinger, Evan Rachel Wood (maybe?), Bai Ling, Courtney Love, Elena (above)

His Hotness: 2

Their Hotness: 9 (except for Courtney Love)

His Type: Any looker who can accept his plastic-surgery enhanced face

Average Age Difference: 30 years

Name: Woody Allen

Claim To Fame: Actor and filmmaker

Hotties Who've Been Spotted On His Arm: Diane Keaton, Mia Farrow, Soon-Yi Previn (above)

His Hotness: 1

Their Hotness: 8

His Type: Step-daughters

Average Age Difference: 30 years

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Name: Marilyn Manson

Claim To Fame: Controversial music maker

Hotties Who've Been Spotted On His Arm: Parker Posey, Traci Lords, Jenna Jameson, Rose McGowan, Dita Von Tesse, Evan Rachel Wood (above), Isani Griffith, Stoya

His Hotness: -1

Their Hotness: 10

His Type: Sexy with a dark side

Average Age Difference: 20 years

Name: Lyle Lovett

Claim To Fame: Country singer

Hotties Who've Been Spotted On His Arm: Ashley Judd, Julia Roberts, April Kimble (above)

His Hotness: 1

Their Hotness: 9

His Type: Wholesome beauties

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Name: Adam Duritz

Claim To Fame: Lead singer of The Counting Crows

Hotties Who've Been Spotted On His Arm: You're not going to believe this list—Christina Applegate, Lara Flynn Boyle, Mary-Louise Parker, Terri Hatcher, Jennifer Aniston, Winona Ryder, Courteney Cox, Ivanka Trump, Samantha Mathis, Emmy Rossum (above)

His Hotness: 1

Their Hotness: 9

His Type: Every hot and cool lady in Hollywood. I am seriously in awe.

Average Age Difference: 20 years

Name: Jack Nicholson

Claim To Fame: Legendary actor

Hotties Who've Been Spotted On His Arm: Candice Bergen, Heidi Fleiss, Janice Dickinson, Jessica Lange, Joni Mitchell, Bebe Buell, Michelle Phillips, Angelica Houston, Lara Flynn Boyle (above), Kate Moss

His Hotness: 5

Their Hotness: 9

His Type: Any hot, famous woman. He gets around!

Average Age Difference: 30 years

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Name: Ric Ocasek

Claim To Fame: Musician and music producer; lead singer of The Cars

Hottie Who Has Been Spotted On His Arm: Paulina Porizková since 1989

His Hotness: 2

Her Hotness: 10

His Type: International supermodel

Average Age Difference: 16 years