Frenchman Accused of Trying to Smuggle His Wife in a Suitcase

The love birds would have been better off just holding hands.

"To their surprise, a woman in her 30s emerged," border guard spokesman Dariusz Sienicki told French news agency AFP.

Also speaking to ABC News, Sienicki said, “It was a shocking piece of content: his Russian wife. I've never heard of such a thing."

"Had she been sitting next to her husband," Sienicki said, "she would have made it through without incident."