Kim Jong Un to Meet With Vladimir Putin: Let the Battle of the Macho Men Begin

Let the battle begin.

Round One: Who's tougher?

But Vladimir Putin snatches the trophy in this round. He's so tough he doesn't even need a shirt.

Round Two: Who's a bigger ladies man?

Putin gets surprise ambushes from topless female activists.

But Kim Jong Un wins the gold here. Just look at these military women swooning and crying over him.

Round Three: Who's got the better athlete friend?

Putin gets cuddly with Olympic gold medalist in figure skating Adelina Sotnikova.

Putin and Un tie on this one. They've both got friends in high places -- one on a podium, the other on the basketball court.

The verdict?

It looks like the two virile men are equally "macho" and meant for each other after all. Perhaps a "bromance" is in their near future.