Dad Records Random Stuff His Adorable Son Says on the Way to School

This dad could never properly retell his son’s stories so he started recording.

— -- Kids say the darndest things.

“After dropping and picking him up from school he’d always say something that made me crack up and every time I tried to tell Nikko, I could never do it justice,” Ong, 34, told ABC News. “I was always telling Nikko ‘You should hear the stuff Ryder says!’”

“I see this as a little time-capsule for him to cherish until he grows to be a man,” Ong, 34, said. “Eventually when I’m old and he’s the one changing my diapers I’ll have something to get a good laugh at.”

Ryder, 3, covers a range of complex topics with statements like “I pick my boogers when I’m asleep” and “Ninja Turtles always do taekwondos.”

His proud parents are “stoked that people find him entertaining,” and warned that the camera is still rolling so more videos are to come.

“Better capture it now before he gets too old and starts making sense,” Ong joked.