Poet's Laurel, Ancient Egyptian Hangover Cure, Is Not Your Go-to Bacon, Egg and Cheese Sandwich

We’ll stick to our ibuprofen and eggs.

— -- You may want to keep this info handy, depending on your plans this weekend: An ancient Egyptian hangover cure has just been discovered.

The text suggests that sufferers “wear leaves of Alexandrian chamaedaphne strung together.” Huh?

“So, basically wear a necklace of these leaves,” Egypt Exploration Society office manager Hazel Grey told ABC News. “It doesn’t sound like it should work, does it?”

The Egypt Exploration Society owns the majority of the Oxyrhynchus Papyri Collection, which is housed by Oxford University’s Sackler Library.