Dogs playing hockey? Dogs playing hockey.

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We honestly don't have a lot to say about this video of two dachshunds dressed up like hockey players. It's not like watching this is going to drastically change your outlook on life, or cure some disease, or somehow reveal to you the secrets of the universe. So, you know, don't go in expecting that.

What you should expect is two dogs dressed like hockey players attempting to play hockey. Perhaps that is enough: