intro: She may be America's domestic diva, but Martha Stewart has advice on more intimate matters as well.
During a Reddit "ask me almost anything" online discussion today, Stewart offered sex tips and more when asked. No question was off limits, not even Stewart's five-month prison stint for securities fraud. Keep reading for a few of her most candid responses.
quicklist: title: Do you have any good sex tips? text: "Always take a bath before and after," Stewart wrote. When one writer suggested, "Do it DURING a bath. Kills two birds with one stone," Stewart responded, "That's good too, and don't forget to brush your teeth."
quicklist: title: Do you have any cool prison tats? text: "I would not EVER, EVER deface my body with tattoos."
quicklist: title: Did you have a prison nickname? text: "I think I did, but I can't remember. ...I don't think about the past."
quicklist: title: What's your favorite parody of yourself? text: "There have been many. None of which are very accurate or flattering. But Ana Gasteyer on SNL did a good job."
quicklist: title: How do you feel about the prevalence of truffle oil in modern restaurants? text: "I think truffle oil is one of the few ingredients that doesn't belong in anyone's kitchen. It is ruinous of most recipes."
quicklist: title: Why do you think Gwenyth Paltrow is a bad homemaker? Is it because she suggests things most people cannot afford? text: "I have never said Gwenyth is a bad homemaker. In fact, I've never been invited to her home, so how would I know?"
quicklist: title: What is your go-to recipe for a party snack? text: "I never serve snacks at parties. It's either hors devours [hors d'oeuvres] or a meal. ...Hors devours are prepared foods one would serve with meals or wine. Snacks are something you get out of a bag or a box."
quicklist: title: Who is your favorite celebrity or TV personality to work with on a professional level? text: I prefer working with the late night comedians. Hard to choose, there's so many.
quicklist: title: What phone are you using, and do you have a favorite app? text: "I have always tried to stay ahead of the tech curve. I use the new Samsung notebook, I use the iPhone, and low and behold, I still have a new Blackberry. All I need now is one phone number for all of them. ...Oh, by the way, a question of everyone: Do you really believe Ellen took that selfie with her Samsung? Seemed like a lot of people in one little picture from such a short distance!"
quicklist: title: Martha, you are a goddess. I had a dream the other night that you were president. MARTHA 2016 text: "Sounds like a good idea, but I think there will be another strong woman candidate."