10 Best Quotes from Martha Stewart's Reddit Q&A

PHOTO: Martha Stewart attends FIU Teaching Restaurant Inaugural Dinner at FIU Restaurant Management Laboratory during the Food Network South Beach Wine & Food Festival, Feb. 19, 2014, in Miami.Aaron Davidson/Food Network South Beach Wine & Food Festival/Getty Images
Martha Stewart attends FIU Teaching Restaurant Inaugural Dinner hosted by Mark Militello, Norman Van Aken, Allen Susser, Michelle Bernstein, Hedy Goldsmith and Cindy Hutson at FIU Restaurant Management Laboratory during the Food Network South Beach Wine & Food Festival, Feb. 19, 2014, in Miami.

intro: She may be America's domestic diva, but Martha Stewart has advice on more intimate matters as well.

During a Reddit "ask me almost anything" online discussion today, Stewart offered sex tips and more when asked. No question was off limits, not even Stewart's five-month prison stint for securities fraud. Keep reading for a few of her most candid responses.

quicklist: title: Do you have any good sex tips? text: "Always take a bath before and after," Stewart wrote. When one writer suggested, "Do it DURING a bath. Kills two birds with one stone," Stewart responded, "That's good too, and don't forget to brush your teeth."

quicklist: title: Do you have any cool prison tats? text: "I would not EVER, EVER deface my body with tattoos."

quicklist: title: Did you have a prison nickname? text: "I think I did, but I can't remember. ...I don't think about the past."

quicklist: title: What's your favorite parody of yourself? text: "There have been many. None of which are very accurate or flattering. But Ana Gasteyer on SNL did a good job."

quicklist: title: How do you feel about the prevalence of truffle oil in modern restaurants? text: "I think truffle oil is one of the few ingredients that doesn't belong in anyone's kitchen. It is ruinous of most recipes."

quicklist: title: Why do you think Gwenyth Paltrow is a bad homemaker? Is it because she suggests things most people cannot afford? text: "I have never said Gwenyth is a bad homemaker. In fact, I've never been invited to her home, so how would I know?"

quicklist: title: What is your go-to recipe for a party snack? text: "I never serve snacks at parties. It's either hors devours [hors d'oeuvres] or a meal. ...Hors devours are prepared foods one would serve with meals or wine. Snacks are something you get out of a bag or a box."

quicklist: title: Who is your favorite celebrity or TV personality to work with on a professional level? text: I prefer working with the late night comedians. Hard to choose, there's so many.

quicklist: title: What phone are you using, and do you have a favorite app? text: "I have always tried to stay ahead of the tech curve. I use the new Samsung notebook, I use the iPhone, and low and behold, I still have a new Blackberry. All I need now is one phone number for all of them. ...Oh, by the way, a question of everyone: Do you really believe Ellen took that selfie with her Samsung? Seemed like a lot of people in one little picture from such a short distance!"

quicklist: title: Martha, you are a goddess. I had a dream the other night that you were president. MARTHA 2016 text: "Sounds like a good idea, but I think there will be another strong woman candidate."