Speaking of humor, Madonna took a shot at Robert Matthew Van Winkle, better known as Vanilla Ice.
"My secret beauty ritual is to put ice on my eyes every morning. Ice, ice baby," she said, referencing a lyric from his hit song.
On a more serious note, she revealed the two men she'd still like to meet.
"The person I most want to meet is President Obama," she said. "When the heck am I going to meet him? He just needs to invite me to the White House already. He probably thinks I’m too shocking to be there. I’m serious. If I was a little bit more demure...or if I was just married to Jay Z. Hey, if Jay would only take me as his second wife, then I’d score an invitation."
While she's only interested in meeting the president, Madonna has other ideas for her current crush.
"The lifelong ambition I still want to fulfill is to go on a dream date with Drake -- and only kiss him," she said.