-- No date for Valentine’s Day? No problem. You can cuddle up for a little pillow talk with Fabio.
Hallmark is offering 18 minutes of the long-haired lothario’s undivided attention on their streaming site Feeln.com, and it’s absolutely everything you’d hope it would be. There’s cheesy romantic music, rose petals, champagne, the glow of a fire and, inexplicably, a wine machine.
Of course he isn’t really listening to your innermost fantasies and secrets, and it may not lead to a fairy tale ending, but for all your single folks out there, consider yourself taken this Valentine’s Day.
By the way, all the kittens in this tantalizing video are adoptable.