-- No date for Valentine’s Day? No problem. You can cuddle up for a little pillow talk with Fabio.
Hallmark is offering 18 minutes of the long-haired lothario’s undivided attention on their streaming site Feeln.com, and it’s absolutely everything you’d hope it would be. There’s cheesy romantic music, rose petals, champagne, the glow of a fire and, inexplicably, a wine machine.
Stretched out on a bear skin rug with champagne and kittens, Fabio will ask you to tell him about your day. He’ll even compliment your Instagram photos, because they’re obviously fabulous.
Of course he isn’t really listening to your innermost fantasies and secrets, and it may not lead to a fairy tale ending, but for all your single folks out there, consider yourself taken this Valentine’s Day.
By the way, all the kittens in this tantalizing video are adoptable.